My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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