Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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