shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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