Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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