i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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