I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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