just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
