theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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