oh god the rape fog is back!
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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