when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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