You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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