Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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