If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
BRING THE BAGELS
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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