yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Rumble strips road head = magical
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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