normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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