Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
