Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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