This girl is more easily done than said...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
