Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
that is very illegal...i love you.
God, I missed his penis.
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