no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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