do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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