It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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