i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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