Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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