I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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