The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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