Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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