one word: firstdatebathroomanal
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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