Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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