when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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