True but thats because hes a fetus.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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