It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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