I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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