How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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