love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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