Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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