If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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