Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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