NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
