i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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