Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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