Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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