I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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