you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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