Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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