butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
