I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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