you guys were way drunker than both of me
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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