i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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