Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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