Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
my phone needs a breathalizer
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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