do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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