some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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