I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
This is classic penis vs brain.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
