I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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